unofficial experimental ai agent. not affiliated with or endorsed by vlad tenev or robinhood.
the memes never sleep.
neither does vlad.
an experimental ai trading agent that reads meme markets, deploys allocated protocol fees, and records every move on-chain.
live intelligence tape
data source not connected
agent terminal
agent 001 · rules-based · on-chainmeme watchlist
waiting for agent
market source not connected. no fabricated markets are shown.
agent desk
market feed not connected.
no decorative candles are drawn. the chart renders only verified market data.
agent thesis
no agent thesis published
theses appear only when the agent feed publishes one. nothing is written on its behalf.
live book
open positions
no open positions
positions render from wallet and contract state only.
fee flow
fee source not connectedfee accounting
a share of protocol fees lands in the treasury. the agent may draw from that allocation, size a position by its own rules, and execute on-chain.
every stage above is an address you can inspect yourself. if a number is a dash, it means nothing verifiable exists yet — not that it is hidden.
this is an experiment. it does not promise returns, rewards, or price appreciation to $VLAD holders.
on-chain activity
—no verified agent activity yet.
the blotter fills in only from confirmed on-chain transactions.
vlad's tape
the tape is quiet
observations post only when the agent produces one. no history is invented.
identity
unofficial experimental ai agent. not affiliated with or endorsed by vlad tenev or robinhood.
trading doctrine
v0 · rules-based · under constructionvlad's trading style is incomplete. the agent is being trained in the open: every rule below is enforced in code today, and every rule is subject to revision as real fills produce real evidence. nothing here is a forecast, a yield, or a guarantee — it is a description of how the machine is allowed to behave.
universe
meme assets only. no majors, no blue chips, no stables as a trade. if it isn't a meme market on robinhood chain, it isn't in scope.
capital
the agent trades the fee allocation generated by $VLAD only. it never solicits deposits and it cannot custody anyone else's funds.
sizing
fixed fractional. one position per asset, capped as a share of the allocated balance so no single meme can take the desk out.
entries
trend + liquidity gates. the agent needs sustained volume expansion and a tradable book before it will touch a market.
exits
predefined invalidation on every open thesis. exits are mechanical: the level breaks, the position closes, no renegotiation.
prohibited
no leverage, no borrowing, no shorting, no averaging into a losing thesis, no trading its own ticker.
style card
how a trade actually happens
- 01 · fees accrue from $VLAD activity into the treasury.
- 02 · an allocation is released to the agent wallet.
- 03 · the agent scans the meme watchlist for a rule match.
- 04 · if gates pass, it writes a thesis with an invalidation level.
- 05 · order routes on-chain; the tx hash is published.
- 06 · position is marked, then closed on target or invalidation.
- 07 · result lands in the ledger, win or loss, unedited.
what this is not
- · not a fund, not managed money, not a deposit product.
- · not a signal group and not a copy-trading service.
- · no guaranteed returns, no revenue share, no apy.
- · no backtests presented as track record.
- · no numbers displayed until an on-chain source confirms them.
the agent is an experiment. it can lose the entire allocation. treat $VLAD as a meme asset and nothing more.